Chanson : It Happens I Have a Picture

Now it happens I have a picture
Of my son at the age of two
I don't like to boast
But yet he's the most
Remarkable boy I ever knew

It happens I have a picture
Of my daughter who's three days old
I won't tell you lies
Just look at those eyes
Did you ever see hair so gold?

Did I tell you what he said?
The funniest thing I ever heard
Did I tell you what she did?
Well, it's too, too, too absurd!

S/he's really the living picture
Of my wife, as you plainly see
Though most people say
That day after day
S/he's a picture
Of me